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August 22nd, 2008 (Posted by maverick)

PETER KAY’S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

5) You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
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