1. Word processors never display a cursor.

2. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.

3. All monitors display 2 inch high letters.

4. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.

5. Those that don’t will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

6. Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing “ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES” on any keyboard.

7. Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing “UPLOAD VIRUS.” Viruses cause temperatures in computers, just like they do in humans. After a while, smoke billows out of disk drives and monitors.

8. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain’s desktop computer, even if it’s turned off.
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Just look at these titles! I understand that it is nothing more than a trend and one should treat these films with irony, but how can a person of sound mind watch this? P.S. I personally enjoyed Planet Terror by Rodriguez though, but this is another story!

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A Hitman film adaptation is set to be released in November 21, 2007, with Timothy Olyphant playing the role of Agent 47. Some people are so passionate about the movie that they simply can’t wait for it to be released. Let’s check out what they are doing while waiting for it.

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