An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court of a small, remote village. During the proceedings, custody of the children was the big problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into the world, she should be the one to retain custody of them.

The old mountaineer was also seeking custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the story.

After a lengthy silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and said, “Judge, when I put a dollar into a coke machine and a coke comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?”

I am certainly not against marriage but there are just too many hilarious comics on marriage not to share with everyone here. Most of them are probably based on true experience unfortunately but marriage is still a good thing!

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A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied.

“It’s not polite.”

“OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says, “those are personal questions and are really none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
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Everything that is funny about marriage can be found here.

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