The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.”
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Read the full story »
It has been awhile since we had our last contest here on Funtasticus. So we decide to have another tagline contest. See this interesting video and come up with the wittiest and most creative tagline, and you will win $10!
Sure we have seen lots of recruitment ads for the glamorous jobs. But you ever seen a full-page recruitment ad for a sewer maintenance specialist? Ok, I exaggerate but you get the idea. So we thought that it will be pretty cool to run a Photoshop contest featuring the best recruitment ad for the planet’s worst jobs.
Prize? We have decided to increase it by FIVE times from the previous contest to US$50! And we also want to thank the last contest’s winner, Ender, for donating his winnings ($10) for this next contest.
Here are the rules:
You must create an interesting and creative photoshop image in accordance to the theme of the contest.
Upload your photoshopped ads onto any free image hosting site (e.g. imageshack.us) and post ONLY the THUMBNAIL as a comment.
Entires must not be wider than 500x in width.
Entries must be ORIGINAL and not copied from other sources.
No limit on number of entries.
No nudity.
Contest ends Friday, 2359h, US Central Time.
So start up your Photoshop software and find the perfect image for this contest now! Good luck.
Thank you for the overwhelming response to our first ever Funtasticus contest! Before we reveal the final winner, here are some of the close runner-ups that we liked (sorry, no prizes, but good to know you were almost there right?):
- “…it’s gonna take more than a bunch of hammers to fix that crack.”
By Aramint
- i wish i could make my butt eat my shorts like that.
By rICH
- Bill’s first day on the job proved to be challenging as he was given the task of how to remove the thong without the right tools.
By Trevor Smith
Hey everyone! We at Funtasticus will be attempting our 1st ever READERS CONTEST in order to come up with the wackiest and funniest stuff by all of you. For this first contest, we are looking for the funniest and more creative caption for the picture below. Please use the comment section to submit your entries. We will offer a cool ONE THOUSAND PENNIES or US$10 to the winner, ok it may not be a pants-dropping sum, but it’s something ain’t it? For this contest, here are some simple rules that we hope will make this contest successful:
We were pondering whether to include this part2 since there were a few of you guys complaining that they looked ugly. But I guess girls in skimpy bikini will always be popular no matter how ugly they look, and come on, they might not compare to supermodels, but to the average gal, they are at least above average?
Even though we do not have any details on where and when this Miss Bikini 2008 contest was held, but we figured that you guys will be rather unhappy if we didn’t share these pics because of this tiny excuse of ‘no information’. However, we are pretty sure that some of you here will know more details, so please fill us in!
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