A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

Three pregnant women, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, are all waiting in a waiting room to see their pediatricians for a check up. While they are waiting, they discuss the sex of their unborn babies.

” Mine is going to be a boy,” proclaims the brunette.

“How do you know this?” asks the blonde?

“My husband was on top when the baby was conceived,” replies the brunette.

“Mine is going to be a girl,” says the redhead in response.

“And how do you know this?” asks the blonde again.

“I was on top of my husband when the baby was conceived,” replies the redhead.

The brunette then asks the blonde “and what then do you think you’re going to have?”

The blonde then exclaims excitedly “Puppies!”