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More Naughty Clothes

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:50:19 +0000

Sorry, we just cannot get enough of these sex-talk clothes.

Friday Girls

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:40:14 +0000

It is always such a pleasure to bring you Friday girls since we get to check out all sorts of hot random chicks and it’s Friday! Have a hot weekend!

Daily Cool Pictures

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:30:29 +0000

One guy is very upset and yells at his friend, “You slept with my
wife, you son of a bitch. I am gonna make you pay for what you did.”
“Bullshit,” replies the other one, “why should I pay twice?”

Have a great weekend!!

Haunted!

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:30:13 +0000

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night… when behind him he hears:
Bump…
BUMP…
BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER…
FASTER…
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP…
clappity-BUMP…
clappity-BUMP…

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket… and, hopefully you’re ready for this!!!

The coffin stops

Daily Funny Videos

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:20:18 +0000

VIBRATOR BOYFRIEND - Girl picks up a real sensitive and sweet Vibrator, but it was too good to be true.

CHEATING GIRLFRIEND - Hi baby. How are you? Wait, who’s that half-naked guy that just came out of your bathroom???

AWESOME GYMNASTICS TUMBLING - Not funny but pretty cool to watch some of the best gymnastics tumbling events. Think I feel giddy just watching them.

More Amazing Sexy Body Paintings

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:20:00 +0000

Think we can never get enough of these sexy nude girls that don’t look so nude with the help of some amazing artwork and paint. Wonder what happens when it rains?

Dominique Arganese

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:10:23 +0000

Dominique Arganese is a Canadian model and actress. Her black hair makes her quite unique from most of the other models, although she could possibly be mistaken for a Bollywood celebrity. She has that young innocent look about her that is quite attractive.

Zombie Baseball

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:10:07 +0000

Never thought that these 2 words can actually go together. Addictive game where you need to hit a baseball to kill attacking zombies. As you advance the levels, you can even upgrade your skills and bats for more effective zombie-killing!

Wackiest Beds

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:00:50 +0000

Considering that we spend more time on the bed than any other activity in our lives (for most of us anyway), shouldn’t we all have something really cool and special for a bed? Check out some of the weirdest bed designs made. Unfortunately, you are probably not gonna find them in your local Walmart.

Undercover Wife

maverick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:00:30 +0000

Perhaps not very realistic for the wife to reach this way, but still quite funny nonetheless…

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice looking woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished , naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.

So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.
He said: ‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.’

‘Did you dance much ?’

‘I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys and we went into the den and played poker all evening.

But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to…. !!!!!!!!!