You guys seem to have a genuine love of blond jokes so here is my favorite: A blonde walks into our local garage and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”.

We all looked at each other perplexed.

Another customer asked, “What is a ’seven-hundred-ten’?”

She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..” She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

Still perplexed, he then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a ‘710′ on this car?”

She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there”.

If you’re not sure what a 710 is > > >>

Some one emailed this to me…its probably all over the internets…but it is just so funny I had to share.

These men are concreting steel pillars into the ground to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement in front of a sports bar down town.

They are cleaning up at the end of the day.

How long do you think it will take for them to realize where their vehicle is parked?