Oh it’s good to be back ladies and gentlemen. Did ya miss me? The reason for my sabbatical was that my computer was stolen. Dang. But got a brand spankin new laptop and I’m bringing you more of what you want.

Oh it’s good to be back ladies and gentlemen. Did ya miss me? The reason for my sabbatical was that my computer was stolen. Dang. But got a brand spankin new laptop and I’m bringing you more of what you want.

Is this you? If so, congratulations, you are a mature, responsible adult. Too bad.
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”.
10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Thanks for the feedback everyone, its nice to know our work is appreciated. You wanted it, you got it. Here she is again, Miss Leah Dizon.

Beautiful sculptures from the Ice Festival in Lake Placid. I’m an ice sculptor, last night I made a cube.

Leah Dizon, an import model, singer, and actress has recently gained fame in a small amount of time. With beautiful looks that are oh so easy on the eyes, we can certainly see why. Want more? 10 comments and we will bring you more of this beauty.

“Using LED glowsticks, flashlights, even fireworks, combined with time-lapse photography, light graffiti artists create a unique tagging that wraps around objects dimensionally, allowing them to tag in a way they’d never be able to with spraypaint.”

Every year Askmen.com posts a list, the TOP 99 Most Desirable Women. Funtasticus.com brings you the top 25. Agree/Disagree with the results? Who is your number 1?
25. Brooke Burke

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, “Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?” She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched with the tip
of my finger…” St. Peter says, “Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy
water and pass through the gates.”
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Catherine, have you ever
had contact with a penis?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
“Well once I fondled and stroked one.” St. Peter says “OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.”
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, “Lisa! What seems to be the rush?” The girl replies, “Well, If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!”
In January 2005 an ice storm hit Lake Geneva, Switzerland and froze nearly everything in its path. These pictures show the beauty and power of nature.
