Hey everyone! We at Funtasticus will be attempting our 1st ever READERS CONTEST in order to come up with the wackiest and funniest stuff by all of you. For this first contest, we are looking for the funniest and more creative caption for the picture below. Please use the comment section to submit your entries. We will offer a cool ONE THOUSAND PENNIES or US$10 to the winner, ok it may not be a pants-dropping sum, but it’s something ain’t it? For this contest, here are some simple rules that we hope will make this contest successful:
1. No vulgarities or distasteful entries are allowed. Any such entries will be deleted and commenter might be barred.
2. You can submit as many captions are you want. Go crazy but please don’t spam and submit entries that waste our time. Otherwise, we might have to ban you.
3. No constraints on word count. However, essays will *likely* not work out very well for you.
4. Contest will run for 5-days (might be extended depending on response) and will close on Friday, 15 Aug 08, 2359h, US Pacific Time, GMT-0800).
5. We will pick a winner at the close of the contest and announce it subsequently.
6. Payment is via Paypal.
As this is our 1st contest, we are still learning and do pardon us if we need to make some refinements along the way. In the meantime, let’s just have fun and go crazy on this contest!
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It won’t fit.
Don’t mess with perfection.
Where’s the other guy’s hand?
Chicks don’t really dig handymen.
Hearts in the hand are worth more than a hammer.
If only Reebok-man hadn’t worn socks with his sandals…
I came as quick as I could……..where’s the nail?
It’s nail time.
Where does it go?
How do I nail her?
This is gonna be tight.
It looked like one of those?
I’m gonna need more tools!
Hmm… Not bad, but my hammer is bigger.
Bill’s first day on the job proved to be challenging as he was given the task of how to remove the thong without the right tools.
ah……blue its my favourite colour :p
the object seems too soft to hammer a nail…….mayb i can do it by usin my hands!!!!! >:)
I’d like to hammer that.
I’d do a little more then tap that.
I’d hit that. Hard.
Arranging for a “surprise” piercing is what ended our relationship.
3 days of chiseling……and now it’s got a crack in it.
This looks like a good place to nail her.
Errr, honey. I don’t want to frighten you but there’s a dude with a hammer behind you. If we keep perfectly still he might not spot us.
This sucks! I have two hammers and nothing to nail!
Stop, Hammertime!
Hmmm..With two hammers, can I nail both of them ?
Looks like a good crack to hammer a couple of nails in.
Sadly I have sarcasm block
“I knew that he was stuffing!”
or…
Reebok: The male tampon.
you want to build that deck where?
“Well that ass sure dont need a fixin.”
i wish i could make my butt eat my shorts like that.
LUST: when the only hand on your hammer/tool is your own.
Definitely should have bought the pliers.
Why do gay guys always get the hot chicks?!
What repairs?
hammers don’t work; i’m gonna need a nailgun!
“No, it’s jammed - where’s my screwdriver?”
Real Friends
Taking one for the team
Yes, But will it blend?
Where did my iphone go?
Does this make my butt look fat?
Don’t listen to that guy, he smuggles squirrels into the country in his shorts.
Your Butt Rocks my World
I was going to have cracked crab, but my hammer is too big.
i need a glass !
Where did I leave my keys?
She looked older on MySpace.
Is the Miss Funtasticus contest in there?
Where did you find my bikini bottom?
Hmm, my wife wears these backwards.
right guy: “dude!!…”
left guy: “yea… i know!!…”
For whenever she’s in the way.
“Hmm.. I’m gonna need a putty knife to fix a crack that deep.”
Carpentry – the other white meat
“Too tight for my tool”
You want me to build what? where?
Yes, this is what I used to stuff my pants….
Yup, i see wheres the problem, the right one is lower than the left one…i’ll fix it!
OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOO!… I’ve stepped in some Voshy.
om-nom-nom
Hmmmmm. I am going to need a bigger hammer.
Ahhh, can I fix up that crack for ya?
I found Waldo!!!
Move sis! I am trying to see where he hid the kitten.
BEANS AND FRANKS !!!
“One g-string, two birds”
Reebok guy reads the tag:
“Just…do..it..?”
Bikini bottom reads “If you can read this, you are too close!”
Bikini bottom reads “Now accepting Visa. Visa, it’s where you want to be.”
Eureka! So that’s where all the lost undies go! I wonder if it’s the same place for odd socks? No hang on… it looks like odd socks hide out in blue shorts. SOLVED!
Hammer time!!
Do you know the way to San Jose?
” I suppose this is the end?”
excuse me,where the blue colour one disappeared in between those
Aaaaaaah! REAL builder’s crack!
Hammers be gone… needs screwin’
” Can’t wait for the roof shout”
“…it’s gonna take more than a bunch of hammers to fix that crack.”
I dont see the light at the end of the tunnel
“I’m not worthy!!!!”
Swim-shorts: $20
Hearts gift: $50
Gym membership: $190
Watching the hot chick go home with the hammer kid… Priceless.
My dad always told me use the right tool for the job.
“Hoollediea lleeyiia llieeeddooo lleeeadeelle deellyiiieaaah deeeyaaaah diieee.”
*From the Chacarron Macarron song*
Damn…I do good work, God’s got nothing on me.
Good thing i can see through clothing AND women.
Wait till you see what’s hidden underneath, jockstrap!