# You believe your cats are people.
# You have a cat named “Princess Mitsy the 3rd.”
# You crochet them all sweaters every Christmas.
# You can’t remember how many cats you have, but you know it’s more than 5.
# Every cat has their own monogrammed food and water bowls.
# You scold the cats if they use the wrong one.
# Every cat has a color coded collar and matching bell.
# You have 47 ceramic cat statues placed strategically in your front yard rock garden.
# You buy milk wholesale, even though you’re lactose intolerant.
# You alway celebrate each cats Birthday with a tuna cake and milk shakes.
# Your living room furniture consists of 15 cat trees and 3 sheepskin covered throw pillows.
# You like to think of cleaning out the litter box as digging for buried treasure.
# Each cat has their own wardrobe.
# You no longer notice the way your house smells.
# You alway intervene when Princess Mitsy the 3rd steals Baker Boys toy. “Be a good girl Mitsy, like Miss Delilah Dutchess!”
# You always talk in a baby voice, to show them that you love them.
# There are 23 toy mice under your couch at any given moment.
# You find yourself saying “Mama’s darling” more than once a day.
# You have a king sized bed so you cats will be more comfortable.
# No one ever stops by anymore… not even salespeople.
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I have two cats. The fuzzy mice underneath the furniture aside, I’m pleased to note that I don’t resemble any of these!
SO NOT TRUE!!! I used to have 8 cats and I do the baby talk, yeah but the rest, hell no! But nice try though…
That was wroten by a guy with no cat experience. Cat lovers don’t think cats are like people (with all that wardrobing and human-like stuff). Cats are cats, and they are great by themself.
Hey! If you are going to copy my post, can you at least give me a backlink?! What’s Up with that?!
BTW I AM a cat owner…