The answer after the jump.
Chloe Marshall, 17, height: 1.78 meters (5’ 10″), weight: 80 kg (176 lbs) won the title of Miss Surrey 2008 during Miss England 2008 Regional Competitions. The Miss England GRAND FINAL will be held in London on July 18, 2008.
And this is Miss England 2007.
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April 8th, 2008 - 10:07 pm
The answer is simple: All the good looking girls are doing porn (or Page3).
April 9th, 2008 - 1:42 am
Besides the chunky-monkey, the one on the far right is a dude?
April 9th, 2008 - 7:29 am
damn.. are you kidding me? is it like a raspberry award or something.. just damn
April 9th, 2008 - 5:15 pm
Sad, really. Tell you what. You guys can keep all the anorexic cookie cutter model chicks. I’ll take all the women with curves and brains.
April 9th, 2008 - 10:36 pm
^^shut the fuck up green, basically you’re one of those pussy types who fails @ life with hot girls so you pretend they are too skinny and go for the fat girls who nobody wants.
Curves n brains…if they were fucking smart int he first place they wouldn’t be so fat.
I hate you so much Green. Die.
April 10th, 2008 - 12:50 am
It’s OK, Rig, I won’t tell anyone that your “hot girl” left you for some muscle-bound douche whilst me and my gorgeous curvey girlfriend are having the time of our lives.
OOOOPPPSS…
April 10th, 2008 - 2:16 am
lol @ rig
April 10th, 2008 - 2:41 am
People shouldn’t be encouraged to be overweight for the same reasons they shouldn’t be encouraged to do heroin.
It’s not healthy.
April 10th, 2008 - 9:37 am
Hahaha - Green, I’m pretty sure I bullied you in school. To suggest that brains and curves are in any way related suggests you are massively insecure. Which is awesome because it made it easier for me to bully you.
pwned - you are fat.
Miss England should provide a shining example to women seeking to be objectified and being fat is just unacceptable. Miss Surrey - may I suggest the WLT diet (Water, Lettuce, Treadmill).
Thx
April 10th, 2008 - 9:38 am
Rig,
Miss Surrey 2008 isn’t fat — your benchmark’s obviously been warped by looking at too many girls in magazines.
However, she’s not particularly good looking. But then again, nor is Miss England 2007.
April 10th, 2008 - 1:18 pm
Maybe they actually selected Miss Surrey based on attributes other than just her looks. To which all the beauty pagents all pay lip service. But they no more do so than does the cattle judging at the local fair.
April 10th, 2008 - 2:50 pm
the girl is pretty (i think) i dont see anything wrong with her
i make 80k a year and frankly if the girl was nice thats really all i would care about
you people should be ashamed of being so atypical……
April 10th, 2008 - 4:47 pm
Bwahahahah! Yes, James You bullied me or someone like me in school. Now get back to work on my lawn or I’ll knock your credit rating down ANOTHER 50 points.
April 10th, 2008 - 4:53 pm
Note that the “Green” from comment 4 is not the same one as the “Green” from comment 6. Apparently someone decided to Insult Rig in my name
Thanks, but I think Rigs self-pwnage stands on it’s own merit.
April 10th, 2008 - 4:55 pm
You guys are missing out. I love doing heroin with fat girls.
April 10th, 2008 - 4:58 pm
green - you’re a loser. have fun with the fatties.
April 10th, 2008 - 6:09 pm
james Triggs
the funny thing is you think that a bully isnt insecure… go do a little self eval then come back with papers from your ego dr that tells us your humble.
reality is some people like thicker some dont, its not like she is ugly if she got into shape she would still be big so what you hang up???
ill give you an example;
im a pretty big guy 5′10” and about 250lbs muscluar but not ripped and one of my best friends is a girl that i dated, she was skinny and just beautiful she liked heavy guys and her just as beatiful firiend really liked skinny stick boys so to each his own.
lil james triggs think it through
April 10th, 2008 - 8:48 pm
green is a dumb shit. fat girls suck and fuck black junkies all the time. I stay with the hard to get babes from Germany.
April 11th, 2008 - 2:40 am
C’ mon, not all the girls can be like Kate Moss.
Guess what, you’ll never get that “hot babes” that you’re talking about…
…Or maybe you will, if their names end in “.JPG or .PNG”
By the way, I’m not a “fat chick” or a skeleton, I’m saying this because I know you’ll try to attack me, ’cause you don’t have anything else to do. Losers =D.
April 11th, 2008 - 5:21 am
This is ridiculous. Heaven forbid that, for once, a girl wins a pageant based on something other than her fake tits, fake teeth, fake hair, and lack of intelligence.
Miss Surrey is a real woman and not a perfect Barbie built only to please the eyes.
April 11th, 2008 - 5:37 am
I still think the last one’s a dude.
April 11th, 2008 - 6:02 am
I think you all are stupid for bickering over something as looks you should all just go home and enjoy what you have quit trying to make people miserable you dinks gezz
April 11th, 2008 - 6:54 am
I’d do’em all, I don’t give a damn… except the dude @ the end, eeewww!
April 11th, 2008 - 9:29 pm
Hahaha!
English girls are ugly!
Soooo good to be eastern european! Thank u very much!
April 11th, 2008 - 11:13 pm
She is really really hot !
April 12th, 2008 - 12:06 am
All you who mock fat girls are shallow bastards.
Some of you who may be physically near perfect would never no how it feels to be born ugly, or fat, or disabled. You may spend hours at the gym to look great but thats not what really matters when your hot gf leaves you when shes finished playing with ur body - since theres nothing on the inside.
So stick something up you tight asses and walk around all day to see how it feels whilst everyone looks at you and thinks “whats wrong with that freak”
Green : guys like you should feel great. ^_^
April 12th, 2008 - 3:25 am
um, James Triggs? at what point did Green “suggest that brains and curves are in any way related”? The way I read it, those are just two things he likes. And since that leaves more dumb chicks with bones poking through their skin for you, I should think you’d be happy. Oh, wait, you’ve already described yourself as a bully, ergo, a coward who hates and and fears anyone who might be smarter or happier than you. Never mind, please carry on trying to impress people over the internet. When you’re done you can try pissing into the wind.
April 13th, 2008 - 12:04 pm
Lol u little ugly shits wudnt be on here staring at chicks if u cud get a hot girl so maybe u shud look in the mirror and pray that the next girl doesnt judge the way u do!
and if by chance im rong and u do hava hot gf, hope u fuckers get dumped when a hotter guy (with more substance) walks past
and can someone tell me why anyone wud want a stick figure insted of a real woman?(thats a women with curves)
GO aLL CuRVy WOmen!
April 13th, 2008 - 12:08 pm
The message above from lisa is addressed to you
April 14th, 2008 - 8:12 pm
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April 18th, 2008 - 4:34 pm
GABRIELA
YOUR EU ………………….NO COMMENT!
CHEAP THIRD WORLD TRASH …GO HOME
April 20th, 2008 - 1:00 am
i give up is there something wrong with her or are u just kidding or stupid
April 20th, 2008 - 5:59 pm
Pardon, gorgeous eastern european, the way you’d never get. As for “third world”, you need to travel more, gather some culture for your bored brain (can you speak anything else than English? I BET NOT! So ugly, ignorant, not too educated AND with anger issues…, but I’d be angry if I were you as well)
April 21st, 2008 - 9:43 am
Maybe we live in “third world” but your men get married on our girls.
Gabriela thanks.
April 22nd, 2008 - 6:50 am
^^^^^^^ heheh agree with katty the eastern european girls are far away better in all senses by the way I keep the curvy girl hope she wins and kick some anorexic ass
April 23rd, 2008 - 3:49 pm
Don’t be jealous just because you’re a chink. Go use your slitty eyes to cry somewhere else, mei ling.
April 24th, 2008 - 4:58 am
I still stand by previous comment!
April 27th, 2008 - 7:45 am
huahahahahahaha…..funny
April 27th, 2008 - 11:50 am
Give Chloe a break! I’ve been with enough girls to know sexy comes in many sizes. She makes me wish I was 10 years younger…
April 28th, 2008 - 10:16 am
She is pretty. But the world at this point is much to shallow to open up and and except a different kind of beauty. And the men that are commentin on this and saying all the crap are probably gonna get married to some bimbo thats 90 pounds then when their married she will balloon up to 290 pounds and cut her hair off…….so she can use the pathetic excuse that shes comfortable with herself! WTF! Trust me I have seen it happen. But anyways, I’m a 120 pound girl thats 5′1″ I hang out with guys all the time and we can all agree with one another that men who like extreamly skinny girls are usually child molesters. Hahahahaha!
April 28th, 2008 - 10:23 am
But to the point, I would love to see what the men that are talking shit actually look like. Keep in mind that your talking shit on the computer. NOOBS! Go play Halo 3 and ask your mother to make you chocolate chip cookies.
April 28th, 2008 - 10:29 am
I give her one thing…..she way skinnier than most High-School girls nowa days!
April 28th, 2008 - 10:33 am
Hahahahahahaha! Thats what I was thinking Chelsea Leigh Scott! I mean I go onto the computer at least once a week & these guys (Who claim to have hot girls) our sitting behind their computer! GET A LIFE YOU GUYS! Oh, and you cant say I’m doing the same couse I’m at starbucks, in other words the world!
April 28th, 2008 - 10:36 am
Your hot Chelsea Leigh Scott! Anyone who says else wise is a cum sucker!
April 28th, 2008 - 10:37 am
You are hotttttttt Chelsea. Makes me drool…..
April 28th, 2008 - 10:38 am
I wanna see more of you Chelsea Leigh Scott!
April 28th, 2008 - 10:42 am
Well all of these girls are pretty in their own way. The common society is just to immature for reality. Cos in reality Chloe is much skinner that most girls nowadays.
April 28th, 2008 - 10:54 am
I’ve been following this story for a while and I think Chloe’s bloody hot! Sexy comes in many sizes!
May 1st, 2008 - 9:29 pm
Dude we like em that have a little mo meat on dem bones. Chloe could win Miss Walmart easily across the pond!
May 1st, 2008 - 9:41 pm
Words of advice for Chloe, no bean burritos and think “slimfast”.
May 5th, 2008 - 9:13 am
Why is it the women are the only ones who get criticized for being slightly curvy? what about you men and your pot bellies? us women would like to have a hunky guy to look at.
I think it’s great that a curvy woman enters the pageant. We need to brewak that stereotype image because it is not a representation of how most women look. And believe me, I have tried, and even if I’ve reached my ideal weight and that I’m fit, I still can’t look like them so I’ve learned to be happy with my body.
Men who think that all women all look like barbie dolls are immature boys.
and chelsea, i totally agree with what you say - men who prefer skinny women are probably child molesters. too true!
May 12th, 2008 - 11:33 pm
i hope u guys dont cain me like ur caining miss surrey! vote for me… selina fox to 84205, Or call 0901 656 1500 and 09! i have brains and i got to top 20 last year, not coz of my looks but its all on personality, presence, what a role model you are, grace etc!