A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but wasn’t

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another

A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

A Glen Miller - didn’t make it over the water

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - got away with it

A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

A Princess Di - shouldn’t have taken the driver

A Fidel Castro - quite far left

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right

A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole