Spotting a hacker is not easy! They are always in the shadow, right behind your back, watching you while you are asleep, reading your email and only god know what else…but these two…is it just me who is a bit paranoid or do these guys really look like they are hacking the train?

In addition, here are some tips on how to figure out if your co-worker is a hacker!

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net”

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President.”

1. You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, jerk.”