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When Friday Comes…

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

It has been an exciting week for most of us - Christmas holidays, family meetings…but everything comes to an end. And this week is over! Enjoy your weekend and these hot girls! :)

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They Are Everywhere

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

Did you know that?

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Unique People

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Lordy)

These people challenge the laws of nature and there is no reasonable explanation as to why they succeed! It’s just a matter of fact! Have a look at some evidence!

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Joanna Krupa

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

Joanna Krupa in one of her hot photoshoots.

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Kissing as the Best Medicine

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

Did you know that kissing can help you lose weight, relax, express love, boost your immune system, improve self-esteem, manage stress and stimulate your brain. Have we captivated your interest? Is it too good to be true? Science says no!

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How Can You Spot a Hacker?

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

Spotting a hacker is not easy! They are always in the shadow, right behind your back, watching you while you are asleep, reading your email and only god know what else…but these two…is it just me who is a bit paranoid or do these guys really look like they are hacking the train?

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In addition, here are some tips on how to figure out if your co-worker is a hacker!

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net”

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President.”

1. You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, jerk.”


The Last Time

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age I’d hit the ball right over that tree.”

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.

The old man offered one more comment, “Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall.”

Daily Selection

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

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Lawyer’s Money

December 28th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.”

After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.

“Oh, that darned old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.”


It Is Not Friday Yet, But…

December 27th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

…but we thought that we had no good selection of hot girls for ages and decided to cheer you up a bit this Thursday! Have fun! :)

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Ever Tried Having Sex 2

December 27th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

Our previous story - Ever Tried Having Sex on a Bridge? was viewed by more than 250 000 people, the photos were printed in a newspaper and it is now one of our top 5 most visited posts ever. Today we continue to publish photos of people having sex in unusual locations. This couple, for example, thought that they finally found some privacy but that feeling was wrong!

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One Poor Duck (Not Funny!)

December 27th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

This poor duck lost her babies while crossing a road! What kind of people invented the storm drains?

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Your Beer, Sir

December 27th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

Next time you are tipsy, check the beer label a bit more carefully as it may happen that instead of beer…you are buying a sausage!!

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When Is Your Next Party?

December 27th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

Got a party coming any time soon and don’t know what to wear? Well, here is a solution - buy this cool looking fur coat with tens of different lights on it and I am sure that girls will remember you for the rest of their lives!

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Always Allow the Bosses to Speak First

December 27th, 2007 (Posted by Ryan)

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each”

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.”Pfufffff and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back right now .” Pfuffff ……….:p

Lesson :- ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST








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